Garrett at dinner: Moooooom, I'm not eating chili. It tastes like mothballs.
Me: How do you know what mothballs taste like?
Garrett: I've eaten mothball cookies. Duh.
Garrett: The cafeteria makes mothball cookies.
Joseph: Whoa. THAT'S what mothballs taste
Me (thinking about the kids' summer reading assignments and which books I need to buy): So you need "To Kill a Mockingbird".
Cameron: Just give me a gun...